If my wife lets me I’d love to run for governor of Texas again, for the first time! Don’t tag her in this. I don’t want her shutting me down before I get started.
Here are some of my possible slogans:
I’ll Legalize it. (Straight and to the point because I would the minute I get sworn in I’d be signing that shit into law.)
I promise I won’t pass any laws to kill people.
I could walk laps around the other guy.
No one has to die again.
I don’t have much money so I would need a lot of signatures to even get on the ballot. That sounds like fun so far away. I could go to music festivals all over Texas and get people to sign that they would vote for me. It means I’d also have to do fundraising and get donations and stuff but what I’ll really need are endorsements.